Dancing with the Stars pits Tom DeLay against Donny Osmond

I have never watched Dancing with the Stars and don't intend to start, but I am intrigued by the matchup announced Monday.

The new crop of dancers includes squeaky clean Donny Osmond, and someone to whom the term squeaky clean has never been applied- former Congressman Tom DeLay.

Of course, with Kathy Ireland also making the list, perhaps I was a bit too hasty about not watching the program.