Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Announcement: I am mailing out resumes

I have been trying to keep this a secret, but it is about to leak out, so I will share it with my Turner Report readers.

For the past several months, I have been mailing resumes to all different sorts of schools, people who are looking for just the right kind of person for the right kind of job involving education.

So far, no one is responding to these resumes with any enthusiasm, so I will probably stop needing to put the truth in them and start embellishing them to make landing a job a possibility.

Don't be feeling sorry, however.

If I can keep sending out his resumes, surely someone will hire C. J. Huff and get him out of Joplin.




16 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is very funny!! Who knew you had it in you. Of course there isn't a district anywhere that wouldn't LOVE to have Huff. Luckily for us we have him!!

Anonymous said...

Don't give up, Randy. We did the same thing with Rohr. Sometimes dreams do come true.

Anonymous said...

Dream big!

Anonymous said...

Just an FYI, I love this blog. It is the only place that actually posts the truth.

Such a deal, Turner said...

Let's see:

Any skrule district stupid enough to employ you will have to inevitably deal with poisonous diatribes on your blogs and having themselves slandered and defamed by sundry idiot books which only your detractors read but only then download when they are free or for purposes of termination of your teaching contract.

You will also insist that you just got to have social-media access after school hours with no supervision from either the school administration and/or the parents. In short, exactly what other perverts want, claiming to have a "great love" for vulnerable children without much in the way of caring adult supervision, but with an Internet connection, and an awful lot of time on their hands.

Then when you get caught violating school board policies, and are marked for termination for cause, you certainly won't go quietly. Not at all. You will whine profusely on your blog, proclaiming your innocence while avoiding any situation under which you are under oath and thus maybe facing criminal, in addition to termination, charges.

Such a deal, Turner. Who doesn't want to avoid the entire matter and not even think of getting burnt by a rogue teacher by simply "file-thirteening" your resume into the nearest trash can?

You have been blacklisted by the local media and school districts for a reason. Your 'independent reporting' has been coonfined to this, your free blogger account. The only ones who read you are 1) your fellow liberal drone-tards, 2) your numerous enemies who aren't inclined to either forgive nor forget, and 3) those who love to wallow in the local crap which, granted, you have a knack for airing. Granted, you are like the blind pig that sometimes finds a truffle.

Stick to what you are good at, Turner. Write your slanted, biased, mean-spirited, vicious one-sided blog telling us that the local idiots and criminals on the city council and the board of education are largely flea-brained idiots with the morals of jack weasels who run things just like you would if ever anyone was stupid enough to elect you for anything.

Anonymous said...

10:13: You completely failed at reading Randy's post. Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

10:13--

Get some therapy. Seriously. You need some help with those anger issues.

Anonymous said...

8:32-

You need to lay off the Kool-Aid. Once you get dried out, try reading some district data. If you LOVE Huff so much, you can have him, but the rest of the district would like to send him on down the road before the whole district falls apart, if it's not too late already.

Anonymous said...

Randy, just a suggestion the Joplin City Council is looking for a city manager and you don't have to be innocent to do that job, and you know how to write books. Of course you'll have to learn to be holier than thou.

Anonymous said...

10:13: Which reader are you then? A liberal drone tard? An enemy who wont forgive or forget? Or one who likes to wallow in the local crap?

Anonymous said...

Agree with 2:56! To 10:13--you say ONLY 3 types of people read Randy's blog but since you obviously read it as well we need to know which category you consider yourself to be in. Frankly---you may fall into all 3 categories and I agree with 1:52 and 2:01. You definitely need help and I truly hope you get professional help.

Anonymous said...

2:56 is right! 10:13 must be one of the three types listed. 10:13 also seems to be oblivious to the whole point of the original post - sending out resumes for CJ Huff. Apparently we need to work on comprehension skills.

Anonymous said...

This is 7:16 again. To 10:13: You obviously sound like someone from the Joplin R-8 corrupt system which has lost sight of education and "skrule" (sic).

Itz me agin, Turner-Tards said...

I'm back, Moan Turner-Tards. (A little frog lingo as Flush Rimblow would say.)

I'm not #1 -- a liberal drone Turner-tard as most of you are. And, unlike most of you Turner-tards, I've not been drinking the grape Kool-Aid since way back in the day when in college there was "All You Could Drink & Then Puke" of bathtub Purple Passions made up of grape Kool-Aid and Everclear for three dollars. As a result I'm all grape kool-aided out. I prefer sweet tea, beer and Evan Williams at my advanced age. But for you Turner-Tards, bottoms up. Soon you will be able to marry each other instate.

I'd say that I am one of the Legion of Anti-TurnerTards, which would make me #2 for those of you low-rationality Turner-Tards. And, of course the even bigger whordes of those who like to smell Turner's labors. That would be #3.

I'd recommend a lobotomy for you right worsesheepfool Turner-Tards, but the division of your brains, each of them half-witted, might make some of you Turner-Tards into a full-wit or around 75-80 IQ.

But don't listen to me. Listen to your Jim Jones, Moan Turner-Tards. Those of us in the Camp of the #2 & #3 Saints prefer to retain our more critical facilities. I prefer to keep the number of options manageable as none of us want to be held responsible for you Turner-Tards getting all nekkid to keep track of them all.

Drink the Grape Kool-Aid, Turner-Tards . . . Drink the Grape Kool-Aid, Turner-Tards!!!

Anonymous said...

I think reading that guys post killed some brain cells. Pretty depressing how people cannot engage in an intelligent conversation without resorting to name calling and mud slinging.

This is simple - if you don't like what Randy has to say or you disagree then post an intelligent well thought out response, if you can't do that - stop reading his blog.

Anonymous said...

I think 6:26 am naiied it. The guy calling us a bunch of tards has no brain cells left. He attacks everyone but doesnt say anything intelligent. Just stop reading the blog for goodness sake and go find another outlet for your hostility. You are pathetic.