Monday, April 14, 2014

Joplin R-8 looking for someone who can spell effectiveness coordinator

The Joplin R-8 School District advertised an opening for a new employee for Franklin Tech today. It is not mentioned in the job description, which is printed below, but it would seen they would want someone who could spell "effectiveness" correctly.

And just how pretentious can a job title be?

Effectivness Coordinator

Job Description

The responsibilities of this position include but are not limited to the following: 

Greeting visitors, answering phone calls, processing background checks for potential students, processing and tracking student applications, answering and tracking inquiries requesting program information, and other duties as assigned. Plus, the person preforming this position must create and formalize all reports to local, state, and federal agencies. Review and analyze the data in order to create reports. Other duties are to assist the bookkeeper when needed. Collect data from graduated students for reporting purposes. The person for this job must possess the ability to formalize written correspondence, have excellent computer skills, and working knowledge of Microsoft Office (Word, Excel and Access).

4 comments:

Jim Lee said...

Plus, the person preforming this position must create and formalize all reports to local, state, and federal agencies.

and the person had better know how to spell-check

Anonymous said...

"It is not mentioned in the job description, which is printed below, but it would seen they would want someone who could spell "effectiveness" correctly."

It would SEEM ironic for the above comment to contain an error of its own wouldn't it?

Randy said...

Yes, it certainly would. That is why I am not applying for the job.

Anonymous said...

I the real world this is a clerks position. I also notice that the pay is not listed. It will probably be a whopper. They must be hiring a friend or relative.