The topic for his talk, which is sponsored by the Joplin Area Chamber of Commerce's Young Professionals Network is "How to Respond to Public Criticism."
I have heard that the first step is to con a group like the Young Professionals Network to sponsor a speech for you, but then again what do I know about public criticism?
Another step is to write a blog post talking about how you got to work at 3 a.m. the morning Joplin High School opened and helped the custodians get ready.
A third step is to put a six-and-a-half-mile ribbon....well, maybe he should stop at two steps.
The speech is free to YPN members. Others will have to pay $5, but that is a bargain, considering they will be charging $20 when he speaks in Chicago next Thursday.
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This presentation was previously known as "Duck and Cover"
Lie through your teeth and cry like a baby. Coerce your board members into supporting you. Fire anyone who disagrees with your poorly thought out ideas. Drink like a fish until you forget what lies you told to which group of people. Problem solved.
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