Brooke White's "You're So Vain," a real pain

Forget what I said about Syesha Mercado, Brooke White's rendition of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" is right at the bottom of the first three singers, though she does appear to be enjoying herself.
She is having a hard time hitting the notes (and believe me, this comes from someone who knows, I have a hard time hitting the notes, too).

Judge Randy Jackson said she had a "Carly Simon vibe". Paula Abdul called it a "perfect song choice. Everyone was digging it. I really loved it."

Simon Cowell "absolutely loved it."

I don't care what they thought. It was terrible.