10. Forget Joe Flacco; they should have named three MVPs-
Paul Harvey, the American Farmer, and whoever turned the lights out.
9. This just in- Kansas City Chiefs Coach Andy Reid makes bold prediction. "We have Super Bowl plans next year and I'm bringing the chips."
8. No truth to the rumor: God did not say, "I am pulling for the 49ers because I can't take another Ray Lewis postgame interview."
7. No truth to the rumor- The ghost of Dandy Don Meredith turned out the lights because the party's over.
6. I don't like this music, but for some reason I am enjoying the halftime show.
5. Beyonce's really singing this time, but something's not quite right. Wait a minute. Surely not! She's hip-synching!
4. (During the brawl) Look. They're all going after Chuck Hagel.
3. They should rename it No Daddy. Those people don't know their ads from a hole in the ground.
2. I love the Super Bowl. That means it's just a couple of weeks until pitchers and catchers report.
1. What? You're telling me 60 Minutes isn't going to be on so they can show this?
Has anyone ever wondered what happen to the game of "Football?"
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