He's a Douche, He's a Bag, He's a Douchebag

After reading Mrs. McGrew's comments about me on the KZRG Facebook site (I'm a liar and a douchebag, according to her) I began mourning the passing of the late Phil Everly.

A quick reworking of the Everly Brothers' 1958 classic, "Bird Dog," could have propelled Don and Phil back on the charts again.

I have already written the first verse and it's almost the same as the first verse of "Bird Dog":


Randy is a joker (he's a douche)
A very funny joker (he's a douche)
But when he jokes my honey (he's a bag)
His joking ain't so funny (he's a bag)
Randy is a joker and he's joking about my baby (he's a douchebag)

If you're not familiar with the tune, hit play and listen to it. The Everly Brothers were great. And if you like, feel free to contribute your own verses.