The late Margaret Hamilton, star of the upcoming HBO series Green is the New Orange (and star of a previous HBO series Oz) claims her career has suffered due to fake news and witch hunt.
"My sister who lived in the east was also the victim of a witch hunt," Hamilton said. "You don't know what it's like to have a vengeful woman and the House coming at you."
Asked if the fake news had been coming at her, Hamilton said it had but she has a different name for the reporters.
"I call them the Cowardly Liars."
Death has not been easy for the deceased actress. Not only has she had to suffer through a witch hunt, but she claims her home land has been infested by Munchkins who keep crossing the border.
"They dance, they sing in those horrible high-pitched voices and they're taking jobs away from my flying monkeys."
Hamilton believes that in addition to the fake news, her problems have been caused by someone named Dorothy Gale.
"Sleepy Dorothy, I call her. At least after she has been out in the fields, but I'm going to get her.
"And her little dog, too."
Lame. A little more creativity next time.
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ReplyDeleteAhhhhhh, yes. Because the world works that way....no one is allowed to critique uses they do the exact same thing. Come on, bring something better than that...lol. weak.
Delete2:25 is on point, a wasted 2 minute article with no value, no news, and weak opinion with no merit.
ReplyDelete2:25 and 6:11 do not understand parody and apparently have no other reading material.
ReplyDeleteAnd 12:23 is a simpleton who is easily entertained with no desire to be intellectually challenged.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't very very funny...according to CHUMPS FOR TRUMP!
ReplyDeleteHahaha 8:03... you have a great future as a comedian. However, once you hit puberty people will expect more complex and intelligent jokes.
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