Thursday, January 22, 2015
He's a Douche, He's a Bag, He's a Douchebag
A quick reworking of the Everly Brothers' 1958 classic, "Bird Dog," could have propelled Don and Phil back on the charts again.
I have already written the first verse and it's almost the same as the first verse of "Bird Dog":
Randy is a joker (he's a douche)
A very funny joker (he's a douche)
But when he jokes my honey (he's a bag)
His joking ain't so funny (he's a bag)
Randy is a joker and he's joking about my baby (he's a douchebag)
If you're not familiar with the tune, hit play and listen to it. The Everly Brothers were great. And if you like, feel free to contribute your own verses.