Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Website says Billy Long is sexier than Claire McCaskill

Who thinks of these things?

A new website called Sexy Congress pits members of the House and Senate against each other to determine with which one the voter would prefer to have sex.

Out of 429 male Senators and Representatives, Seventh District Congressman finishes 428th, beating only New Jersey Republican Leonard Lance.

But when male and female members of Congress are put together in the rankings, Long finishes at number 492, 16 spots ahead of Sen. Claire McCaskill, who ranks number 508 out of 533.

The sexiest member of Missouri's Congressional team, according to the website is Fourth District Congresswoman Vicky Hartzler, who finished 37th among the 533.

Among the rankings, including Missouri senators and representatives and other notables:


1. Martin Heinrich, D-New Mexico
3. Marco Rubio
9. Paul Ryan,
22. Rand Paul,
59, Al Franken
65 John Boehner
108. Sam Graves,
217. John McCain,
261. Lindsey Graham
267. Ted Cruz
289. Bernie Sanders
294. Emanuel Cleaver
318. Lacy Clay
319. Jason Smith
326/ Blaine Luetkemeyer
364. Mitch McConnell
370. Harry Reid
388. Roy Blunt
428. Billy Long

1. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii
30. Nancy Pelosi
37. Vicky Hartzler
49. Ann Wagner
62. Elizabeth Warren
79. Claire McCaskill


Anonymous said...

Really Randy? Slow news day?

Anonymous said...

Bruce Jenner ranked them.

kitty chiwawa said...

it's an observation. :) Turner Report is observations, you probably won't find interesting things like this on his news page. :)

Anonymous said...

I am thinking maybe we should rank them by how much taxpayer dollars they waste & special interest money/trips they take!! Probably would still close between Long & McCaskill!!! I am a conservative but Long is a conservative in sheep clothing!!

Anonymous said...

Nancy Pelosi at #30.....really!! She reminds me of the landlord on Kingpin after collecting the rent in an alternative manner, must have jarred something loose!!!

Anonymous said...

I'd do him...,.

Mmmmmmm bacon.