Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Green balloon arrested after woman fails to say safeword "Rod Jetton"
A green balloon was reportedly charged with assault following a party that got out of control in a St. Louis suburb.
The incident report indicates the unnamed female victim, also a balloon, said things were going well until the green balloon attempted to stretch her into the shape of an animal. "Then he tied my end and I couldn't let any air out."
The victim asked why the green balloon was assaulting her. The green balloon replied, "You never said 'Rod Jetton' to me," referring to the former Missouri Speaker of the House.
Why "Rod Jetton?"
Apparently, according to the police report, because someone recently let all of the air out of Rod Jetton's balloon.
Background information on Rod Jetton and green balloons