Monday, December 14, 2009

Tiger Woods: I was exposed to mold spores on the PGA Tour

It's catching on. Just moments after the Joplin Globe's story in which Neosho City Manager Jan Blase says he made questionable financial decisions while under the influence of mold spores at City Hall, others have leaped on the mold spore bandwagon:

Professional golfer Tiger Woods- "I may have been exposed to mold spores on the PGA Tour." (It brings a whole new meaning to term handicap golfer.)

Former Missouri Speaker of the House Rod Jetton- "Those green balloons were filled with mold spores."

Missouri Rep. Cynthia Davis, R-O'Fallon- "Mold spores are a great motivator for children."

Jan Blase- "See what I mean.:

(Photo: Tiger Woods surrounded by alleged mold spores)


Anonymous said...

Thanks for making me laugh so early in the morning!!!!
Was this said to be funny (Blaze saying the mold caused his decisions) or did he say it seriously???

Randy said...

Judging from the Globe's story, his quotes to the newspaper, and the quotes from the city documents, Blase was dead serious.

Anonymous said...

Yes, he's quite serious. Seriously delusional.

Anonymous said...

I think Ms. Obama is too.

pppporkypig said...

You misunderstood Tiger's press wasn't "mold spores" it was "old whores"

pppporkypig said...

...And he wasn't exposed to them ...he exposed himself to them...Let's set the story straight