Monday, October 03, 2016

Las Vegas authorities investigate clown sighting

Las Vegas authorities are trying to calm residents after a report of yet another clown sighting.over the weekend.

"It's not like the other sightings," a highly placed source in the Las Vegas Police Department told the Turner Report. "Usually we have calls from parents whose children have spotted men dressed like clowns

"In this case, it appears that it was a clown dressed as a man at the Wynn Las Vegas Hotel."

"Were the children scared?" I asked

"No, that was something else that was different. Not only did this guy not approach any children, but he had some well dressed people giving him $2,500."

"That sounds a bit unusual."

"Not at all," my source said "People throw away money in Las Vegas all the time."

"So it really wasn't that scary?"

"We thought it was for a while. We had reports of horrible screaming going on?"

"Horrible screaming?"

"That's what we thought initially, but it was just Celine Dion singing. No wonder the Titanic sunk."

"Did you do anything about the clown?'

"We talked to him. Told him to get his act together. I'm not sure he understood though."

"Why do you say that?" I asked.

"I told him to make sure he stayed out of trouble and he said he would."

"Sounds to me like he understood what you were saying."

"He said, 'You'll never catch me near a town hall meeting."

"Wait a minute," I said. "I think I know that clown."


Anonymous said...

Off the charts funny!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Billy. I dreamed you were a clown. But when you spoke they alll begin to choke. Don't come to my town I can't stand a clown!

Anonymous said...

Big deal, Randy

There are 535 clowns seen parading around Washington D.C. on a regular basis.

Anonymous said...

So Blubba Long spoke at the Trump appearance in Las Vegas, but forgot to tweet it out to everyone back home in his district?

Anonymous said...

Las Vegas is his district. He only comes to Missouri to buy votes on election day.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the add'l info. I guess his butt buddies did a major gerrymander so he could get enuf casino buffets!